Emotocoustic

Live Musician Entertainment

Featuring
  The Original & Cover Music of 
   Chris Bartholomew 

Playing cover and original songs of Rock, Country, Pop and Top 40 from the past five decades...

  • Chris has a new CD to be released by mid 2011

The song playing in the background on this page is called Internet Lover and the lyrics are listed below.
Like all of his recordings you hear on this web site Chris is the only musician.
Chris wrote the song about all the millions of profiles scattered all over the internet social sites.
There are a lot of people hooking up this way.

  • Chris has written and produced over a hundred original songs...
  • On these web pages you can hear some of his musical works...

  • Playing on this page right now is the title cut from his most current CD entitled "Internet Lover"
  • Internet Lover CD can be purchased right from this web site for $10.00 or get his last three CD's for $27.00...
  • The CD's contain original songs and are for sale on this site and soon on I-Tunes and other internet outlets.
  • Lyrics to Internet Lover are below. Internet Lover was written about what you might find written on a female internet dating site profile.
  • The music Chris performs is a mixed genre of Rock & Roll, Blues, Modern Rock, Seventies Eighties & Nineties Pop & Rock, Old & Modern Country, Funk, Contemporary Rock, Gospel, Techno and more... It just depends on the venue.

  • Hundreds of original and cover songs performed live for your venue, party or special event...

Emotocoustic Music

“Internet Lover” Written by Christian Bartholomew
           Copyrighted All Rights Reserved

I read your letter I think know what you want
I’m the man baby you been thinking of
I’m sitting here reading down your list
“The words I’m seeing baby go something like this” “
I like to do almost anything for fun”
As long as it’s healthy and not hurting anyone
I love the outdoors and I have my pride,
I want to be loved and love back not taken for a ride (Yeah!)”

Chorus or Synthesizer Lead - Chorus: An Internet Lover I’m your Internet Lover

You said you’re looking for a sexy romantic
An explorer of life without all of the panic
A genuine lover with beautiful eyes
Not a night one stand or a false disguise
A great kisser and love and affection
To keep our love moving in the right direction
I want a man who loves and lets me love back
Who’ll love me to death or at least a heart attack?

Chorus or Synthesizer Lead

I’m looking for a man to try new things
With a sense of adventure not just menial things
I want a man who is stable and a protector
Not a married man or a panty collector
I want a sexy man, who is un-inhibited,
Not a sleazy, man who is well distributed

Chorus or Synthesizer Lead

I want to look good feel good and smell good
Be good and love me like he should
I want to taste good and every time were together,
I want him to love me in cotton lace and leather
You want a man I don’t think you can find, (Thats Right)
So give me your heart baby I’ll give you mine
You’re just a click away from all your dreams,
I’m your internet lover on that highway of schemes

Write to Chris at cbartholomew@hotmail.com